30/30 Day Ten- Spam Response

Go through your spam box and find the weirdest piece of spam you can. Imagine the kind of person you would have to be in order to bother responding, then respond.


This is the spam that I choose...


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*Cannot be combined with any other offers. Financing available with credit approval. Offer only
valid on day of consultation. Print out a copy of this e-mail and bring to your appointment to ensure
redemption. Valid for 30 Days Only from date of receipt.

© Hair Club for Men, Ltd., Inc.
1515 South Federal Highway
Boca Raton, FL. 33432

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My Response:

Dear Hair Club for Men,

I would like you to know that your advertising and "amazing" photos are not impressive. I would also like to inform you that I am not a male. I am not bald or balding. Your e-mail was look at as an insult to myself and my hair as well. You have disgraced your company with your product additives as well as your crappy advertisement. It is not true that your product will help men get women because most women don't even care about a man's hair. Maybe this ad worked for you or you previous consumers however you will not get any appreciation, sympathy, or money out of me you have shamed yourself and your business please do not contact me again regarding my hair or your ass will be on the line.
Thank you for no longer contacting me and I hope you filthy business goes under faster than the American economy.
Nye